Why can't people believe in the One, True, Living God?

Why can't all people, particularly fundamentalist christians, see that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created everything. It is so obvious, just look at the world and it's beauty. I was touched by his Holy Noodley Appendage. I spoke with the Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, the creator of the universe. He created the whole universe in 5-6minutes 46,162 years ago. The world was perfectly created al-dente by his Great Noodliness. He left us the Sacred Saucy Book of Pasta: his holy word. In it, it says, that we are all born evil and malicious. Ravioli 7:6 says "All art born wicked trespers, all deserve to burn in the Giant boiling Pot of Spaghetti Sauce for eternity." But I have good news: Flying Spaghetti Monster sent his only begotten step-son, Chef Boyardee, to save humanity from their wicked ways. Over 2000 years ago, Chef Boyardee was cooked and eaten by ancient Italians. After four days of being eaten, he resurrected and ascended to Noodley heaven. He shed his loving pasta sauce for all mankind. 2nd Beeferoni 17:21-22 says "I am Chef Boyardee, I and the Flying Spaghetti Monster are one, If ye believe in me, ye shall be saved. Only by my word does salvation come." It's true. I have Faith. I am saved because of his grace. You just got to have faith and accept Chef Boyardee into your heart and soul as your personal Lord and Savior. I will be praying for you. You are doomed to the Giant Boiling Pot of Spaghetti Sauce for eternity, but Flying Spaghetti Monster cared enough for you that he died for you. He is the only true, living god. Ramen Noodles 4:18 says "The moron hath said in his heart that Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist." He is real, it says so in the Sacred Saucy Book of Pasta. No one has disproven him. I have Faith that he exists. You are all lost without his Noodley Appendage. Flying Spaghetti Monster loves and cares for you. Worship his Noodley Greatness! And may you also be touched by his Noodley Appendage.